• High School Confidential

    At least once a year, someone like Time or Newsweek does a feature about, "What's up with teenagers, anyway?" They always wind up asking kids a load of horseshit questions like, "Do you think you have enough free time?" or "Are you...

  • Frats Vs. Punks

    I once heard a horrible, horrible man (my biological dad) say, "An Irishman is just a nigger turned inside out."