The Cops Issue
Junkie Merry-Go-Round
If you have an addictive personality and you start dabbling with Class A drugs as a way of dealing with your day-to-day problems then the reality is that you stand a good chance of ending up in prison. I should know. I’ve been in 16 of the fuckers.
I Am a Copper
I am a British street Police Constable and I've worked all over London from Kentish Town to Oval and Brixton. I am the person who turns up if you’re assaulted by a drunk in the street or if there’s been a burglary or there are drug addicts partying in...
Cobra-91
After the war in Iraq started, I spent a lot of time supervising "Cobra" counterterrorism cops assigned to chemical & biological warfare response teams in Lower Manhattan-you know, the guys in the bubble suits that scare everyone half to death?
I'm Just a Prisoner
Most people, both screws and inmates, will agree that the level of rehabilitation in prison is slim to none.
Grimewatch
Grime is officially dead (according to a thread on the Dissensus message board), so we’ve finally decided to take Matt Mason’s advice and have spent the last few months undercover as a hairdresser called Paul in south London’s funky house scene.
Uniform Choice
To all of you who spend three hours a day gurgling over which selection of pastel-shade charity shop tat you’re going to wear for your loser job, just take a look at this and realize how often cops take one look at you and think: “You haven’t even been...
Pink In Blue
In a recent, publicly-funded questionnaire, the hot news was that among 6,300 Dutch cops only four percent admitted to being gay.
Uniform Choice
To all of you who spend three hours a day gurgling over which selection of pastel-shade charity shop tat you’re going to wear for your loser job, just take a look at this and realize how often cops take one look at you and think: “You haven’t even been...