The Cops Issue

  • Junkie Merry-Go-Round

    If you have an addictive personality and you start dabbling with Class A drugs as a way of dealing with your day-to-day problems then the reality is that you stand a good chance of ending up in prison. I should know. I’ve been in 16 of the fuckers.

  • I Am a Copper

    I am a British street Police Constable and I've worked all over London from Kentish Town to Oval and Brixton. I am the person who turns up if you’re assaulted by a drunk in the street or if there’s been a burglary or there are drug addicts partying in...

  • Cobra-91

    After the war in Iraq started, I spent a lot of time supervising "Cobra" counterterrorism cops assigned to chemical & biological warfare response teams in Lower Manhattan-you know, the guys in the bubble suits that scare everyone half to death?

  • Nose Job

    Let me state for once and for all: our dogs are not addicted. Even a small dose of drugs would most likely be lethal for them.

  • I'm Just a Prisoner

    Most people, both screws and inmates, will agree that the level of rehabilitation in prison is slim to none.

  • Grimewatch

    Grime is officially dead (according to a thread on the Dissensus message board), so we’ve finally decided to take Matt Mason’s advice and have spent the last few months undercover as a hairdresser called Paul in south London’s funky house scene.

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  • Uniform Choice

    To all of you who spend three hours a day gurgling over which selection of pastel-shade charity shop tat you’re going to wear for your loser job, just take a look at this and realize how often cops take one look at you and think: “You haven’t even been...

  • Literary

    Cops: on pussy, pussies, and mustaches.

  • Pink In Blue

    In a recent, publicly-funded questionnaire, the hot news was that among 6,300 Dutch cops only four percent admitted to being gay.

  • Cops Vox Pops

    Do cops work hard enough?

  • Uniform Choice

    To all of you who spend three hours a day gurgling over which selection of pastel-shade charity shop tat you’re going to wear for your loser job, just take a look at this and realize how often cops take one look at you and think: “You haven’t even been...

  • Literary

    Cops: on pussy, pussies, and mustaches.