• The Monarch Mind Control Mystique

    Doctors have allegedly diagnosed Amanda Bynes with schizophrenia, but a faction of the internet believes Amanda is actually a victim of monarch mind control, an Illuminati practice supposedly used by Teen Nick to monetize and sexualize young starlets.

  • Hey Ron! Is Bald Beautiful?

    I don’t know if I could date a bald-headed woman, because people might think we’re twins or something. I do know we’d save a lot of money on shampoos and trips to the salon. That’s a car payment right there.

  • Vice Comics

    Nuclear Warhead.