
Where Is It? In Clapham, London's Australian outpost/"fuckwit caliphate";
What Is There to Do Locally? Pray for a swift and merciful death, I would imagine;
Alright, How Much Are They Asking? £500 per month! Plus £60 bills!
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Bomb London to the fucking ground and build a pyre in the middle for the bodies of the landlords, and let us dance around the fire as they burn, as their jeans-and-sheux combinations go up in acrid smoke, until the deposits they have been withholding from us all flop from their pockets to the ground, until the little disposable cameras they all carry to document unavoidable wear and tear which they interpret as "methodical property damage" explode on their chests, until we can bake their skulls down and drink fresh red wine from the eyeholes. Fuck landlords and fuck London, basically.DISCLAIMER: Unless, of course, Twitter dot com user @alex_lomax is doing this to hoax the shit out of us and everyone else who runs the 'London – isn't it bad?' feature, in which case: kudos on the piss-taking.@joelgolbyMore London rental opportunities!A Fucking Shed – A SHED – in Someone's Front RoomWho Hasn't Dreamed of Having a Shower in Their Kitchen?A Black Metal DungeonFrom VICE Sports: Check Out The Only Known Fight Footage of Charles Bronson
