Rental Opportunity of the Week: A Flat Perfect for Anyone, as Long as You Are the Supernatural Figure Slenderman
Ah yes! Yet another person thinking, 'If I put a bed in my utility room, some idiot will almost definitely pay to sleep in it.'
For instance, rent you the saddest spare room you've ever seen for £750 a month.
A studio flat for, yes, £1,250 a month.
Come back you when you've managed to save a deposit, 80 years from now.
It will set you back a mere NINE-HUNDRED-AND-SEVENTY-FIVE pounds a month (plus helmet and knee pad costs).
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Survey findings from Generation Rent show the precarity of renting in the UK as the end of the eviction "ban" draws closer.
From the listing: "For optimal living, tenant would need to be able to maintain a lifestyle more in line with that of a large camper van."
There are eight (8) things that rankle me about this particular flat, but number two on the list is true of every terrible London rental.
This place has it all!
First things first: you'll have to pay £1,192 per month to buy a bed to put in a kitchen.
That said, this flat does get more and more stressful the longer you look at it.