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Where Is It? It does not matter where it is, there is a shower in the kitchen;
What Is There to Do Locally? Handcuffed as we are to the radiator of this format, I think these questions are skirting around the subject a bit, and we – together, you are not alone here, come child, take my hand – we are ignoring the very real truth that there is a fucking shower in that fucking kitchen right now;
Alright, How Much Are They Asking? It costs £347 per calendar month, which is quite a reasonable amount, until you need to have a shower, which you must do in the kitchen.
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Because £80 per week – in London at least – is a decent rate. West Kensington is sort of nice, too – it's no South Kensington, is it, but it has a Waitrose – and pretty close to the centre of town. If you didn't have to wash your junk in an enclosed space just inches away from a functioning microwave, the basic set-up of this room, in this flat, with its transport links and its genial surroundings, would be good. But, again and to reiterate: there is a shower in the kitchen. An exceptionally small shower.Trending on VICE Sports: The Changing Body Image of WWE Wrestlers

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