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Worst Opinion of the Week: Boris Could Piss On My Mum's Home Any Day
Let us examine the base and wanton longing for a supreme Tory overlord to piss through your own mother’s letterbox.
Worst Opinion of the Week: A 'Tough' Wife Would Keep Prince Andrew in Check
Ah yes, palling around with a billionaire paedophile – an everyday blunder any of us might make!
Worst Take Yet: Jacob Rees-Mogg Thinks He'd Be Too Smart to Die at Grenfell
A Tory toofer of unforgivable callousness this week, also featuring the Etonian Slenderman's cheerleader Andrew Bridgen.
Worst Opinion of the Week: Local Councils Don't Owe Renters Anything!
In Tory Britain there is simply nothing to be done about people living in flats with no locks and hoards of cockroaches biting their children, sadly!
Worst Opinion of the Week: Lying Is Bad (Unless You Pay Facebook to Do It)
Mark Zuckerberg resorts to primary school ethics as he was grilled about Facebook's stance on fact-checking political advertisements.
Worst Opinion of the Week: Boris Johnson's Brexit Deal is Sexist
Get in, bitches, we're siphoning off Theresa May's politics into an out-of-sight septic tank to make flimsy point about misogyny!
Ellen's Friendship With George Bush Won't Save America, or Anyone
So brave and open-minded of celebrities to put aside their slight differences and have a pint with the war criminal.
Worst Opinion This Week: People Don't Care About Sexual Misconduct Because Brexit
Happy #MeToo anniversary everyone!
Worst Opinion of the Week: 'Rich People Are Genetically Smarter Than Poor People'
A 'Telegraph' columnist has criticised Labour's plans to tackle inequality by integrating private schools into the state sector because "educational performance has a high genetic component".
Worst Hot Take of the Week: A BBC Reporter Doxxing the Father of a Sick Child
Boris Johnson was caught in a lie. The sensible response? Call out the man who exposed the lie as the opposition, then direct all of your Twitter followers at him.
Calm Down, James Martin – a Fireman Mascot Doesn't Have a Queer Agenda
The worst take of the week: James Martin, celebrity chef, protesting a fire service mascot change by pivoting to 'otter'.