Bagels

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  • In Today's Comic, an Australian Provides a Guide to Manhattan

    "They never built over Central Park, because a dragon lives there."

  • New York Bagels Do Not Suck

    David Heti has claimed that New York's bagels are inferior to Montreal's. My opponent’s arguments are laughable, and he should be doubly lambasted for defending a poor product poorly. Montreal is too close-minded to contain our larger bagels.

  • New York Bagels Suck

    No one in Montreal has ever said, “Bring me back a New York-style bagel.” A Montreal bagel is chewy, doughy, and warm. A New York bagel is a utility—a conveyance for some other flavor or taste sensation—and it has no dignity.

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