Despair
Null Futures: 1968’s Internet of Things Was a Motel Automat
A less colorful life, at the push of a button.
Photographer Juan Madrid Takes Intimate Portraits of Fallen American Cities
We talked to him about capitalism, despair, and knife fights.
The Cult of Electric Wizard
The despair-fueled doom troupe Electric Wizard done hated a lot of shit just to live this here lifestyle.
I Tried to Find Love by Sniffing Strangers' T-Shirts at a Pheromone Party
The theory of pheromone attraction is obvious. Squirt your wazzoo behind your knees. Boys like wazzoo. They smell it. Boom. Boys move unconsciously towards you as their Cro-Magnon brains are short-circuited by so-much heady wazzoo aroma.
Last Night in Rio Was Massively Depressing
Brazil's humiliating loss to Germany in yesterday's World Cup semi-finals prompted fears of riots, but last night the locals in Rio were mostly just sad and drunk in the rain.
Meet the Guy Who's Slagging Off the Canadian Music Industry
Paul Lewton has been mercilessly shitting on the Canadian music industry left and right, so we went to meet up with him to see what his problem is.
This Week in Drake (Featuring Drake) - Who Drake Follows on Twitter Edition
Plus, did you know that Drake recently dropped $50k at a strip club?
The Noisey Guide to Desperation at SXSW
If you want to truly appreciate sadness and ennui, SXSW is a fantastic place for your completely illogical desire.
Macklemore Gets Locked in Goodwill Overnight
"Through the windows in the donation room, Macklemore peers into the storefront. All the lights are off and it is silent. The Goodwill is closed and the doors are locked."
A Girl's Guide to Dressing for Valentine's Day
For all the predators and lonely hearts going out to find love tonight.
Seeing Ghosts And Christmas Lights With Emeralds
One of them has a '666' phone number and that might have summoned Satan when they were making their record.
Do You Still Give a Shit About Athletics?
Now that the UK is forced to sober up from its two-week Olympian binge on nationalism, physical competition, and big brand advertising, we wanted to know if anyone across the pond still gives a shit about sports?