Hot Takes
Red Delicious Apples Can Rot In Hell
They've finally been dethroned as the nation's top-selling apple, because they're trash.
Worst Take of the Week: Gammon Men vs 'The Gig Economy Is Really Cool'
What a week for terrible hot takes.
Worst Take of the Week: Jamie Oliver's Tory Superheroes vs a Tory Superhero
Michael Fabricant thinks Brexit should mean exiting Eurovision.
The 50 Worst Hot Takes of the Year
From Roy Keane on brain damage to Richard Madeley on Southern Rail – it's the only end of year list you need!
Worst Take of the Week: Kissing Tories vs Lesbian Hurricanes
Two of the weirdest, weakest opinions of the past seven days go head to head.
The Worst Hot Take of the Week: the 'Muslim Problem' Vs 'Taylor Swift's Grope Trial'
Welcome to Angus Take House, a column which, yes, absolutely started life as a pun.
It's Time for Hot Take Mad Libs!
This week's music news got you confused? Let these [ADJECTIVE] arguments spell things out for you.
Paul Weller Is the Woke Daddy British Music Needs
He's spoken out in favour of grime and R&B, and disavowed the "insipid" state of guitar music right now. Which, actually, yeah.
Here Are 10 Blisteringly Hot and Essential Takes About Radiohead Headlining Glastonbury
A group of professional music journalists are here to help you process the news.
15 Blazing Hot Takes on the New Radiohead Song, "Burn the Witch"
What's your opinion on the new Radiohead song? Because you definitely have one!
Weak In Review: One Simple Trick For Appreciating Cam Newton
Cam Newton was the NFL's best and most distinctive quarterback this year. People got mad about it. With the Super Bowl looming, we've all entered the meta stage.