'Masturbating'
Could This Christian Horror Film About a Demon-Possessed Porn Magazine Be 'The Room' of 2014?
In the Christian horror film The Lock In, a high school student brings a pornographic magazine to a church lock-in. The magazine releases a demon, and the boy and his friends must spend the lock-in trying to escape from the demon. To the movie's...
Fap for Freedom
There’s been a handful of masturbation stories in the news lately, mostly pointing to our shared anxieties about freedom and porno. After all, censoring porn is a testing ground for widespread censorship, and regulating masturbation is a testing ground...
POTHEAD ALERT: Justin Bieber's Tour Bus Busted for Weed
Our national nightmare that is Justin Bieber's tortured adolescence continues.
Here Is Tropical's NSFW Video for "Dancing Anymore"
It's about masturbating, and it's probably the best visual representation of a "freelancer's lie down" that I’ve ever seen. In fact, it's probably the best music video that I've seen all decade.
Where's the Weirdest Place You've Whacked It?
"It was up a tree in Chile. That's all I'm giving you."
Rubbing One Out with a Roommate
Living with someone else in such close quarters means three things: You are going to smell their shit on a regular basis, at some point you will see one of their pubes in the tub, and you are most definitely going to hear them having sex. (Especially...
How to Jerk Off at Work
No matter how much you love your job, there are still a million things that you would rather be doing than wasting away in a cube, deleting countless emails. Know what you would rather be doing? Sitting at home in your underwear and watching Judge Judy...
Octomom Masturbating Is the 38th Wonder of the World
When she tries to maneuver a dildo around her vagina it's basically like a deaf and blind person tracing FOOD THANK YOU BYE or something on someone’s hand.
Seven Ways to Put the Heat Back in Your Beat
Right now, the internet is holding our dingles hostage, but here are a few ways to set them free.
Shuffle and Splooge - Playlist #3
Sophie Saint Thomas gets bisexual for The Cure, and licks puss with Class Actress.
Ooh, Ooh, Ooooh, Ooooooof!
Rubbing yourself up against a dink or giner is good for having an orgasm, but all too often these organs of pleasure are attached to a human being who may end up causing you trouble, strife, or, worst of all, LOSS OF MONEY.
Kings Highway to Hell
Recently, I spent a Sunday afternoon on a quest of sexual perversion and depravity at the Kings Highway Cinema, a place so disgusting it may have changed my fundamental views on sex forever.