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    Unlike the production of meth in Vince Gilligan’s twisted Albuquerque, there seems to be no filtering process or scientific, efficient equation that separates dreadful guff from attractive stuff.

  • Voss Water Is Bullshit

    "Voss" could be the name of a cult European fashion designer. It could be the name of a guy in an 80s synth-pop trio. But it's not. It's water—overpriced, overrated, bottled water.

  • Talking with Three Virgins

    "I believe that God does not ask me to do things that do not have a purpose. 'Just Say No' didn't have a purpose, but my virginity does."