• Nightmarish 'Flesh-Eating' STI Reportedly Confirmed in the UK

    If you need more inspiration to use condoms, read on.

  • Are We Just Shit at Death?

    We all know deep down that we just rot. And that's fine. We need to get over it and talk about how we take care of those in the process of dying.

  • Bless This Mess

    At 8 AM on a sunny Tuesday morning I am on my way to a crisis site on East End Avenue at 82nd Street. The call had come in an hour or so earlier. "I presume you're in good physical fitness," Ron Alford had warned me over the phone.

  • Gross Jar

    If there were ever any concerns about God's feelings toward the Gross Jar and its mix-n-match approach to his wonderverse, they were allayed this morning when he delivered unto the office toilet a ringing endorsement in the form of a floating black rat.