Sepp Blatter
VICE Sports World News Roundup: November 23
El Clasico beatdown, a Klopp-tastic victory, another undefeated day for Lengthy Injury Spell, and Sepp Blatter almost died.
Sepp Blatter Undergoes Medical Examination—Is Black Magic to Blame?
Should we stop making fun of Blatter? Nah.
Sepp Blatter's Pants, and the Rest of Him, Will Soon Be on Fire
Sepp Blatter has been given a great honor: he will be burned to the ground.
The Financial Times Took Sepp Blatter Out to Lunch. Here's the Menu.
This meal cost more than my monthly grocery bill.
Sepp Blatter Says 2022 World Cup Was "Agreed" to Be in U.S., Among Other Stuff
He also fully supports Vladimir Putin.
The Complete Vice Sports Guide To The FIFA President Candidates
There are many candidates to succeed Sepp Blatter atop the world's governing soccer organization. Here is your guide to both the real and imaginary ones.
VICE Sports World News Roundup: October 19
Start your day with VICE Sports. Here's our morning roundup of the sports news from around the world.
UEFA's Nations League Will Only Make the Rich Richer – That's Why it Exists
The new UEFA Nations League will benefit the richest countries and do nothing for the minnows. But what else would you expect from the people who brought us the Champions League?
FIFA Suspends Sepp Blatter Amid Corruption Scandal
The FIFA president was suspended for 90 days along with European soccer chief Michel Platina in the latest development in the scandal that has engulfed the world's most popular sport.
Blatter and Platini Handed 90-Day Suspensions by FIFA
Blatter and Platini have been provisionally banned from football for 90 days.
Sepp Blatter Faces Provisional 90-Day Suspension from FIFA
Only Sepp Blatter and cockroaches could survive a nuclear holocaust.
Major FIFA Sponsors Simultaneously Call for Sepp Blatter's Immediate Resignation
If there's anything that Blatter will listen to, it's money.