• Reasons Why Austin Is the Worst Place Ever

    I've lived in Austin long enough to know that this city can drive you fucking crazy. It's a sweltering, congested sub-metropolis full of slack-asses and yuppies who simultaneously take themselves too seriously and not seriously enough.

  • Gen X Ruined the World Too

    Generation X has a lot more to do with our current shitshow than they believe. Our big brothers and sisters screwed up our cultural priorities by teaching Millennials that self-obsession is the highest mark of cultural capital.

  • Where Motivation Goes to Die

    Where the going rate for a sack of sticky Buddha is low and the watering hole option is high.