The Music Issue

  • VICE Pictures - In Tribute

    Bands posing as other bands.

  • Mogadishu Massive

    The third world's taste in music sucks dick. They still love Michael Jackson. In fact, the most far-out they'll go is Janet Jackson.

  • You're Not Punk

    Punk as I knew it has a political purpose. What is classified as 'punk' music these days is absolutely empty and gutless.

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  • Free Music

    Here in the belly of the beast, life is either totally chaotic or so monotonous that you can feel each second slip by.

  • Holy Chalice!

    All I know is I own a fucking chalice. Do you own a fucking chalice? No, you do not.

  • Dos & Don'ts

    We rip the piss out of more people.

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