The Party Issue
Chair Party
This month it was decided that everyone had to be wasted. All editorial meetings were conducted drunk, in bars, and every writer was told he or she needs to have at least a bit of a buzz going while writing.
BBQ Party Today, Ok?
What with the ridiculous amount of attention paid lately to Southern rap, it's about time Playa Fly gets some love.
2c-t-fy-dic.head
Dear Human Toilet, Taking lots of drugs doesn't have to turn you into a drooling idiot.
Hamster Party Throwdown
In the interest of putting an end to drinking contests forever (they kill 10s of people a year, you know) we decided to stage the ultimate throwdown of all fucking time.
Belt Party Tonight
The South isn't sleeping. Not the one I know. This South is drinking shitty bourbon by the handle, doing lines, and showing off the purple and yellow bruises striping its ass and back.
I Want My Dvds
What a bunch of fucking mongs. The deluded, self-harm-obsessed, gap-toothed stupids waste their youth.
Grimewatch
There's no fronting on Dogzee's line from Target's "STDs". Great to have UK MCs finally saying stuff we can all relate to.
Pockets Dumb Fat
Just like the best below-the-radar hip-hop instrumental of all-time is East Flatbush Project's "Tried By 12."