The Party Issue
Frats Vs. Punks
I once heard a horrible, horrible man (my biological dad) say, "An Irishman is just a nigger turned inside out."
Dear Diary
I got a phone call tonight from this guy who says his name is Tom Nasp and he told me I was on the guest list for a Beastie Boys private party at the Palladium this Saturday night!
Pink Party
I recently had a Pink Homo Party to celebrate our Texas governor's extra-homo affair with our very well-known flamer secretary of state.
Home Surgery Party
Doctors are boring. They don't have borders, true, but they also don't have any fucking clue what is going on.
Fuckin' Eh!
On your stereo, Death From Above (not to be confused with New York production team DFA) sound like No Means No and Sightings.
Party Down
Want to get wasted? Me too, fuckface, but what I don't want to do is spend the next day like I'm in Jacob's Ladder.
Fantasy Party
Joanna Newsom is so precious she's basically a Hummel figurine. An elfin girl in a prairie dress who lilts like an Appalachian Björk and sings about Cair Paravel?