Volume 12 Issue 5

  • Literary

    This is worth picking up from somebody’s toilet floor if just for the Jerry Stahl piece where he details the delights of blowing cocaine up his ageing dealer’s rectum to score a free gram.

  • Tidbits

    Black people don't like praying to a white guy so they say Jesus was black.

  • Games

    As well as great things like experimental bisexuality, funk metal, Prodigy and dreadlocked beards, the early 90s were halcyon days for UF0-spotting and alien abduction.

  • Doomsday Metal

    Up until Hole in the Sky, summer is bound to be slow, like one record label rep said “Nobody really buys black metal in June.”

  • Getting A Tattoo

    I've tattooed over 10,000 people and there's been lots of regrettable tattoo stories.

  • Dear Diary

    I cut my hair. My life is so boring. I'm just waiting for something to happen.

  • Prison Art Sketch Pad

    Drawings from inside.

  • I'm Busted

    In the pen there ain't a whole hell of a lot to do.

  • The Greatest Lover

    I was a lesbian for ten years and then one day I decided I wasn't. Or at least, I wasn't sure anymore.

  • Go! Go! Go!

    The Go! Team sponsor a chimp called Rocky from Dorset.

  • Big Mouths

    If you're a wimp and can't just dive into some Cannibal Corpse, Pelican is the gateway drug to contemporary metal.

  • Dos & Don'ts

    Aren't thugs at least a little self-conscious at the perpetual childhood that is their lives?