Volume 19 Issue 5
Welcome to the museum that celebrates one of the most important technological breakthroughs of the past millennium: the vibrator.
Bill Odenkirk wrote a poem to acknowledge the tragic demise of Thomas Kinkade.
Even if you think your shit doesn’t stink, consider that at one point or another your thirst has probably been quenched by water from a septic tank.
Lots of people don’t have to get a Vita. Should they?
To become Miss Snake Charmer, a revealing swimsuit and a desire for world peace aren’t enough. You must also have enough skill with a knife to remove the epidermis of a serpent.
If there’s a golden rule for people who run a dog-sitting business, it is this: Don’t let the dogs you’re watching get mauled by other dogs.
I think if everyone got his or her own owl to raise we would have world peace in no time.
I’ve seen dead bodies before, but this is going to be rough. This one is going to sting right where my foreskin used to be.