Drunk Aussie Teacher Passes Out in Front of Her Second Graders
She allegedly fell, passed out in class multiple times, didn’t notice a kid getting punched, and consumed hand sanitiser disguised in a water bottle.
Highly Relatable Raccoons Busted for Being Day-Drunk in Residential Neighborhood
"We have had calls on suspected rabid raccoons twice over the last two days. Turns out they appear to be drunk on crabapples."