Can't science do any better?
Pennywise is back, and he's looking even more terrifying this time around.
I'm forcing myself to get on stage... what could possibly go wrong?
“Temp job: clown at waterbed store.”
Their eerie photos of human-animal hybrids walking wonderfully surreal landscapes thumb their noses at traditional beauty standards.
Now the local sheriff's office is on the lookout for "evil clowns and anyone considering creepy clown activity."
Pennywise looks a little too much like Ronald McDonald, apparently.
Clown school sounds like hell.
"You need to remember that clowns are people too.”
Cops in Pennsylvania issued a bulletin warning residents to call the state's terrorism hotline in the event of any "'creepy clown' sightings."
The nightmare clown from Stephen King's classic horror novel returns to theaters September 7.
The masked culprit told the cops that he had been inspired by the wave of creepy clown sightings around the country last year.