Just when you thought this hellscape couldn't get any worse.
The Queensland dad has officially proved your mum right.
While many of the "anti-pervert" weapons look like your average lighter, others are advertised to shoot out 20-inch flames.
Winter is practically here, my dudes.
Thanks to this 'Mad Max'-inspired how-to, you can bring the post-apocalypse to your next bonfire.
Don't play with dragon fire, unless you're a professionally trained VFX supervisor.