Niloufar Haidari

Memes

Memes That Perfectly Skewer Dickhead Skater Boys

We spoke to the anonymous woman behind @tinyhat_skatelife.
Niloufar Haidari
4.8.19
class

21 Stories of Posh Kids Pretending to Not Be Posh

"She self-defines as working class because her aunt didn't go to university."
Niloufar Haidari
1.29.19
Film

Inside the Making of the New Fyre Festival Documentary

"The thing that the founder, Billy, wanted more than anything – in my opinion – was to be in the middle of it all. He wanted to be The Guy."
Niloufar Haidari
1.16.19
Memes

We Asked the Meme Illuminati If They Can Force a Meme to Happen

Why was the surgery on a grape meme so popular, but that one about beavers loving logs so short-lived?
Niloufar Haidari
12.4.18
Sleep

I Went to a Sleep Show to Cure My Terrible Sleep

Turns out Big Sleep cares less about us, and more about our employers.
Niloufar Haidari
11.13.18
THE ENVIRONMENT

I Gave Up Plastic for a Week, to See If We Can Really Save the World

Plastic straws are on their way out, so I may as well make a start on everything else.
Niloufar Haidari
8.15.18
Noisey 2017

The Ting Goes Skrrrahh, Pap–Parody, and Into The Mainstream

How did two parody rap acts – Big Shaq and Kurupt FM – become two of this year’s most successful artists?
Niloufar Haidari
12.19.17
VICE UK Is 15

Investigating The Libertines Alley, a Piece of Dying Musical History

"Keryarggggghhhhhaveit!"
Niloufar Haidari
11.27.17
we saw this

Two of Britain's Greatest Artists Made an Opera About Acid and Angels

Maverick composers Mica Levi and Dean Blunt came together for an opera that left our writer with more questions than answers.
Niloufar Haidari
11.13.17
Features

Iranian Musicians Deserve Better than the 'Raving Iran' Documentary

It's unclear whether the film is a wilful misinterpretation or an unfortunate misunderstanding, but either way its message is problematic.
Niloufar Haidari
11.6.17
Remembering Things

Ten Years On, ‘Blackout’ Is Britney Spears’ Greatest Album to Date

A track-by-track rundown of her fifth and most 'I love sex!!' record, in all of its culturally emblematic glory.
Niloufar Haidari
Grace Medford
Alim Kheraj
Yusuf Tamanna
Emma Garland and Lauren O'Neill
10.25.17
First Dates

I Took Big Shaq on a Date and He Obviously Kept His Jacket On

The ting goes to Starbucks in Croydon, actually—that's what he wanted.
Niloufar Haidari
10.13.17
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