Tinder is introducing new 'verified' ticks for celebrities. It will help them fuck a lot. But it could also see their crap chat-up lines splashed all over the internet.
When a blizzard strikes, there are those who cower in their homes with canned foods, and those who make gigantic penises out of snow.
Online dating is rough. My inbox is flooded with messages like “Can I suck a cucumber out of your butt?” and “Biggest dick you’ve sucked?” Here's some advice: Don't be that guy. Follow this guide instead.
We interviewed men on Twitter about their dicks. We talked to big ones, small ones, growers-not-showers, and everything in between.
"Approval raiting? Hahaha. Hey folks, how about you approve this wicked Mexican-American deuce that in a few hours will be dropping from my ass to your mouth, you ungrateful motherf--Wait, what's that? Yes, extra sour cream, please."
You're going to love the way your schlong looks.
Lewdness in the US military is nothing new, but according to a recent internal report, the Blue Angels, the Navy's iconic flying acrobats, have devolved into a cesspool of degradation, dick pics, and sexual harassment.
Madeleine Holden, the curator and commentator behind Critique My Dick Pic offers tips: Use gentle lighting. Make sure the background is visually-appealing and clear of clutter. Include your hands in the picture.
If you're a woman on Tinder, you should expect to see a lot of floppy dick jpegs. Here's a report from the cyber-love battlefield.