Theft

5.30.19

Thieves Keep Stealing Entire Fields' Worth of Strawberries

Unfortunately, this is far from the first time that sticky-fingered criminals have targeted berry fields.

2.27.19

Vacuum Cleaner Gangs Have Stolen Over $200,000 from UK Parking Metres

Oh shit, it’s the Dysons of Anarchy!!!

1.28.19

Someone Stole Banksy's Tribute to the Paris Shooting Victims from the Bataclan

The stencil was jacked from the music venue where 90 people lost their lives in a 2015 attack.

1.3.19

Return This Disney World Robot's Clothes at Once, You Monsters

The thief also stole his hands.

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10.21.18

This Guy Broke Into a House Just to Clip His Toenails and Make Eggs, Cops Say

He also took a bath, washed his clothes, and brushed his teeth before the cops arrested him.

10.16.18

Please, Give This Woman Her Giant Nose Back Immediately

Someone picked the nose from her porch last weekend.

10.11.18

The Hot New Millennial Trend Is Scamming Amazon for Big Money

"To most people $230,000 is a lot of money, but for Amazon it probably doesn’t do anything to hurt its stock price."

10.3.18

Cops Busted Three LA Teens and a Mom for String of Celeb Burglaries

They allegedly stole millions of dollars worth of cash and jewelry from celebrities like Rihanna, and were apparently planning to hit LeBron James and Matt Damon next.

10.2.18

This Is How the Rich Steal from America

That Donald Trump inherited an insane amount of money isn't shocking. But how his dad and he pulled it off by selling a lie really is.

9.27.18

Some Teens Robbed a Pot Shop and Wound Up with a Bunch of Oregano

Cops say they plowed into a dispensary with a van and escaped in a getaway car—all for some literal herb.

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