You've probably got used to ignoring them, but this is what happens if you click and keep on clicking.
The US Marshal's Service is holding a fyre sale.
By imitating film directors, CEOs, and Rupert Murdoch's ex-wife, some unknown woman is duping influencers out of thousands.
Is that really all you've got?
According to the prize's organiser no one has come close to winning in 39 years.
"The thing that the founder, Billy, wanted more than anything – in my opinion – was to be in the middle of it all. He wanted to be The Guy."
I'm no good at doing press for my shed story, so thought it might be fun to get some other people to do it instead.
We talked to guys who post Gumtree ads like: "All bills and rent paid in exchange for regular sex."
Apparently we've now reached the "racist 4Chan scam" phase of the controversy surrounding Colin Kaepernick's new ad.
She pulled off a month-long scam that ended with a 'Hunger Games'-style competition for the right to take her out.
Cops believe the sisters scammed their schools unnoticed for years.
So they can charge a $150 "cleaning fee."