I Hadn't Seen My Addict Father in Years – Then I Ran Into Him on the Street
I spotted my dad hanging out in a sketchy alley in my hometown. He didn't even recognise me when I introduced myself.
I Saw the Future of Cannabis and It’s a Wellness Dystopia
I ventured into the heart of Big Weed for a two-day cannabis expo, and found lots to be worried about.
What Everyone Does When They're Bored at Work
When you’re bored and underpaid, sometimes taking a long dump is the only respite.
Views My Own
Now That I Know the World is Doomed, Should I Get Into Advertising?
I’ve marched against climate change. I’ve read Naomi Klein. What else can I do?
I Thought I Had Herpes for Two Years
I really should have gotten a second opinion.
All the Crazy, Evil Shit I Saw at a Wealth Expo Featuring Sylvester Stallone
I was sad. Sad because this cult of money shit works. Then Pitbull showed up.
Confessions of a Balding Man
Underneath my bruised vanity lies the specter of death.
The Guilt of the Oldest Brother
I couldn’t protect my brothers from my dad, so what good was I?
What I Learned from Watching Eight Hours of Steven Seagal Movies
What does the 90s' mumbling, fourth-rate action star say about America and me?
The Harsh Reality of Being Broke
Here's a brief list of things that I'm finding impossible right now: looking good, having sex, maintaining friendships, having decent self-esteem, and having hope for the future.
What Your Favorite Karaoke Song Says About You
Read this story to learn the one surefire song to get you laid.
I Have a First Nations Background and Didn't Think 'Kimmy Schmidt' Was Racist
Does this make me a bad person, a secret racist, or something even worse?