Jordan Foisy

addiction

I Hadn't Seen My Addict Father in Years – Then I Ran Into Him on the Street

I spotted my dad hanging out in a sketchy alley in my hometown. He didn't even recognise me when I introduced myself.
Jordan Foisy
8.13.19
Opinion

I Saw the Future of Cannabis and It’s a Wellness Dystopia

I ventured into the heart of Big Weed for a two-day cannabis expo, and found lots to be worried about.
Jordan Foisy
6.19.19
Work

What Everyone Does When They're Bored at Work

When you’re bored and underpaid, sometimes taking a long dump is the only respite.
Jordan Foisy
5.20.19
Views My Own

Now That I Know the World is Doomed, Should I Get Into Advertising?

I’ve marched against climate change. I’ve read Naomi Klein. What else can I do?
Jordan Foisy
3.28.19
Essays

I Thought I Had Herpes for Two Years

I really should have gotten a second opinion.
Jordan Foisy
5.15.18
Money

All the Crazy, Evil Shit I Saw at a Wealth Expo Featuring Sylvester Stallone

I was sad. Sad because this cult of money shit works. Then Pitbull showed up.
Jordan Foisy
4.12.18
masculinity

Confessions of a Balding Man

Underneath my bruised vanity lies the specter of death.
Jordan Foisy
2.23.17
Features

The Guilt of the Oldest Brother

I couldn’t protect my brothers from my dad, so what good was I?
Jordan Foisy
2.2.17

What I Learned from Watching Eight Hours of Steven Seagal Movies

What does the 90s' mumbling, fourth-rate action star say about America and me?
Jordan Foisy
10.25.16
column

The Harsh Reality of Being Broke

Here's a brief list of things that I'm finding impossible right now: looking good, having sex, maintaining friendships, having decent self-esteem, and having hope for the future.
Jordan Foisy
8.19.16
Stuff

What Your Favorite Karaoke Song Says About You

Read this story to learn the one surefire song to get you laid.
Jordan Foisy
6.15.16
Stuff

​I Have a First Nations Background and Didn't Think 'Kimmy Schmidt' Was Racist

Does this make me a bad person, a secret racist, or something even worse?
Jordan Foisy
5.5.16
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