Lisa Carver

the vice reader

Marie Calloway on Her New Novel and Being Called "Jailbait"

Critics call her "naive", a "Lolita", an "enfant terrible".
Lisa Carver
6.27.13
The Hopelessness Issue

The Right to Die Is the Right to Live

Just before his 18th birthday, my son Wolf received invitations from galleries in Melbourne and New York to exhibit his paintings. The bad news is that he may not be alive then.
Lisa Carver
12.19.12
Stuff

What Kids Say About Their Town

I’m thinking “roots” might be rotten.
Lisa Carver
9.7.12
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What Kids Say - Would You Rather?

"Going out with a werewolf, definitely all right with me."
Lisa Carver
8.22.12
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What Kids Say About Souls

It's like 'Kids Say the Dumbest Things', but more profound.
Lisa Carver
7.25.12
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What Kids Say About Death

"I would like to die like a badass: fighting a shark with my fists and drowning at the same time."
Lisa Carver
7.11.12
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What Kids Say About Favourite Things

"The best thing about my favourite things is aliens, so that they might come and blow up the school."
Lisa Carver
6.27.12
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What Kids Say About Regrets

"I did evil things, but I didn’t learn anything, and I don’t regret them."
Lisa Carver
6.13.12
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What Kids Say About Money

"I have my fallback plan of being a mime-slash-prostitute."
Lisa Carver
5.30.12
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What Kids Say About Current Affairs

"Global warming. Poor polar bears and penguins!"
Lisa Carver
5.16.12
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What Kids Say Is Right in the World

"Humans are kind of nice."
Lisa Carver
5.2.12
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What Kids Say About Lies

Who is more dishonest, kids, or adults?
Lisa Carver
4.25.12
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