Judge Slams Millennial Instagram Culture While Sentencing Woman for Cocaine Smuggling

Mélina Roberge received eight years for her part in a scheme to smuggle coke into Australia via a cruise ship.
Allison Tierney

Canadian Coke Smuggler Tells Court She Was Recruited by Her Sugar Daddy

She also said she did it for social media "likes".
Manisha Krishnan
Noisey News

A Point-by-Point Analysis of Belle & Sebastian’s Really Polite Survey

The Scottish group has put questions to fans about a cruise they're planning for August 2019 and it's so damn sweet :').
Lauren O'Neill

Saying Goodbye to America at a Florida Georgia Line and Nelly Concert

America is many things to many people. In New Jersey one night, it was bro country's greatest duo singing "Cruise" with a flannel-wearing Nelly.
Alex Robert Ross
Noisey News

Waka Flocka Flame Banned from Cruise Line Because Somebody Pooped on Deck

The incident reportedly occurred at Rob Gronkowski's cruise party last year.
Alex Robert Ross
In Photos

We Spoke to the Fans of the Pitbull Cruise Before They Sailed Away with Mr. Worldwide

A supposedly fun thing that you'd do again if you liked Pitbull.
Ryan Pfeffer
we saw this

I Survived Motörhead's Motörboat Cruise

Metal, karaoke, and belly flops under the blazing Caribbean sun.
Kim Kelly
The Cultural Atrocities Issue

Blacking Out Is the Other Universal Language

Our international offices dug up the strangest, booziest stories of vacations gone wrong.
VICE Staff
Question Of The Day

Question of the Day - What's the Worst Holiday You've Ever Been On?

Jesus, some people have really bad holidays.
Alice Mckeever