Gianluigi Buffon is an ever-present, a thread that runs through modern football's consciousness, and our latest inductee to The Cult.
Ahead of Euro 2016 we're ushering four international football stars into The Cult. First up it's Spanish goalscoring conundrum Fernando Torres.
They won Euro 2012 and now they're gonna smash some cars.
The wetlads have gone home. It's time to settle this.
Have those devoted to religion and football learnt how to deal with disappointment yet?
Merging the beautiful game with history to see what the most horrible country in Europe is.
The England football team left the party this weekend.
Sixteen nationalities and a shit-tonne of booze, but only one winner.
Is it YOUR country? Find out in our scientific survey.
Exploring the world of the thugs who are busy making British hooligans look like old farts.
The ex-England manager and a xenophobic football journalist discuss tonight's big news.