Two of the week's worst takes duke it out: who'll win between a Unionist, and Morrissey saying he supports a nationalist movement?
It's been an Olympic gold medal week for Tory MPs competing in the field of "mental gymnastics".
A big week for big takes.
Doing away with the ridiculous ceremony of separating individual cheese fibers opens up a world of possibilities.
This uncomfortable and not particularly attractive chair has become a disease.
Hugo Rifkind on the "outrage engine" faces off with Hillary Clinton being like 'maybe Europe's got to stop taking in refugees actually??'
Just a couple of piping hot takes for the end of your week.
What a week for terrible hot takes.
Michael Fabricant thinks Brexit should mean exiting Eurovision.
From Roy Keane on brain damage to Richard Madeley on Southern Rail – it's the only end of year list you need!
Two of the weirdest, weakest opinions of the past seven days go head to head.
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