Awkward Stories Of People Failing to Live Out Their Sexual Fantasies IRL
"I quickly realised my aim was off when he yelped, jumped up and ran under the shower. I had peed in his eyes."
barcelona's genetic appeal
The Magnetic Pull Of Barcelona: Barca DNA and The La Masia ‘Loan’
With the phrase ‘Barca DNA’ resurfacing in relation to Hector Bellerin, it’s beginning to feel as if the signing of a young La Masia graduate is never anything more than temporary.
the ruin and redemption of the loan system
Make or Break: The Last-chance Saloon of the Senior Loan
For players like Joe Hart and Jack Wilshere, the senior loan provides a final chance at redemption. That said, it could also be the beginning of the end.
financial irregularities in la liga
Real Madrid and Barcelona Ordered to Pay Back Millions in Illegal State Aid
Spain’s two biggest clubs have been told to repay considerable sums to the Spanish government, as have Valencia, Athletic Bilbao, Osasuna, Elche and Hercules.
UK Sports Staff
Spanish Football Team Valencia is Forming an eSports Roster
The club is to compete in League of Legends, Hearthstone and Rocket League, as well as FIFA, obviously.
the immortal words of theodore roosevelt
Phil Neville Defends Sacked Brother Gary With Stirring Theodore Roosevelt Quote, Obviously
In the wake of his brother's sacking, Phil Neville has proven himself to be a heroic champion of the fallen man.
weird career choices
Gary Neville Proves That Even the Brightest Footballers Make Horrible Errors of Judgement
Though it might have seemed like a convenient start in management for Gary Neville, the Valencia job came with a multitude of barely concealed pitfalls from the start
I Was Part of the Media Circus Surrounding the Taragona Coach Accident
A local news station sent me to cover one of the deadliest road accidents in recent years, as a small sideroad became a makeshift TV set for a human tragedy.
who will jamie carragher talk to now?
Can Neville Stake His Claim as Van Gaal's Successor?
Following his unexpected appointment at Valencia, Gary Neville has a chance to stake a claim for the job we all assume he's destined for at Manchester United.
Explaining Income Inequality with Balloons, Gold, and Thumbtacks
Activist artist Iván Sikic takes on the rich with 99 silver balloons and 7,000 wicked sharp thumbtacks.
What Is Your Favourite Musician's Favourite Instagram Filter? (Beyonce's Is Valencia, By the Way)
Also, does the same person run the Instagram accounts for all of One Direction?
Rediscovering San Francisco's Punk Scene in a Box of Old Negatives
John Roberts documented the Bay Area's pre-AIDS, post-Hippie era, but until recently he thought all of his photos had been lost forever.
John Roberts, Text by Joseph Bien-Kahn