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Jo’s Award-Winning Rocky Mountain Oysters Recipe

If you're going to eat testicles, do it right. This spicy, super-umami recipe was a surefire winner for Jo, and now you can make it at home too.

by Jo Fuertes-Knight
Nov 29 2014, 3:00pm

Servings: 1
Prep: 20 minutes
Total: 20 minutes

Ingredients
1 large testicle (bull, stallion, or lamb)
2 large eggs
kosher salt and black pepper
Tabasco sauce, to taste
2 cups breadcrumbs
1 fun-size bag chilli-flavored Doritos, crushed
1/2 liter oil, for deep frying
2-3 sticks Peperami
jalapeño peppers, to taste

Directions

1. Clean the testicle and remove its membrane. Boil for 2-3 minutes. When cool enough to handle, slice into 1/2 inch- or 1-cm-thick discs.

2. Beat the eggs, and season heavily with salt, pepper, and Tabasco. Combine breadcrumbs and crushed Doritos. Coat ball slices first in the egg mixture, then dredge in the dry ingredients.

3. Heat a pot of oil until boiling and drop in the coated bollock pieces a few at a time. Deep fry until golden brown.

4. Arrange the cooked slices on a plate and garnish with slices of Peparami and jalapeño peppers.

From Girl Eats Food: Testicle Festival