Enter Thrash Zone, a Japanese Metal Bar Where 'Extreme Beer' Is Everything
In 2006, there was nowhere in Japan to listen to face-melting riffs while drinking beer that tastes like Hell's bongwater. Then Koichi Katsuki came along.
Céline Dion Is Our Patron Saint of Being Weird as Hell and Loving Yourself Anyway
Céline is so much more than just the Titanic Song Lady. She's a freak like us.
My Drug of Choice Is This Video of an Opossum Family in Some Lady's Grill
No better thing exists on the internet.
This Super-Easy Smooshed Potato and Egg Dish Is the Perfect Anytime Food
Naz Deravian of Bottom of the Pot shows us how to make a classic Persian street food that we promise you can master in minutes.
How a Creepy Red Wine Called The Prisoner Became Napa Valley's 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'
The 18-year-old cult wine brand's new tasting room has vibrating skeletons, bondage pottery, and some pretty damn good wine, too.
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Blueberry Morning Is Self-Care You Can Eat for Breakfast
The edge: gone. The mood: lifted.
Snack Foods Are Not Crack, and It's Not Cute to Compare Them
Branding that compares gourmet foods to hard drugs makes light of the real impact of addiction and the War on Drugs.
I Bought a Vintage Banana Cookbook and Accidentally Opened a Sarcophagus of Horrors
There was once a universe where people thought bananas, boiled ham, mustard, and Velveeta should all be in the same dish.
Now That the $5 Footlong Is Dead, Can We Admit that Subway Sucks?
Their sandwiches are bad; their scandals have been even worse.
Red Delicious Apples Can Rot In Hell
They've finally been dethroned as the nation's top-selling apple, because they're trash.
Toto's 'Africa' Is Playing On Loop in a London Burger King All Day Today
Bless the rains and eat your Whopper, too.
The Greatest Story Ever to Appear in The Washington Post Turns 20 Today
Wherein an endearingly literal writer unwittingly creates the world's most terrible tiramisu.