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'Hitler's Alligator' Leaves Behind Complicated Legacy at a Moscow Zoo

"Animals are not involved in war and politics. It is absurd to blame them for human sins," the Moscow Zoo wrote on its Facebook page after Saturn's death.
Jelisa Castrodale
16 hours ago
music news

Metal Drummer Rethinks Relationship With Satan After Nearly Dying From Coronavirus

Death Angel's Will Carroll has some important dispatches from heaven AND hell, including the fun tidbit that Satan is a woman.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.22.20
music-opinion

If This Is What Concerts Look Like Now, Maybe They Shouldn't Come Back Yet

The best concerts provide a escape from everything else—but a 'social distanced' show in Arkansas was only a reminder of our world's problems.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.22.20
food news

Oh, Good: These Stores Put Up Signs Saying No Face Masks Are Allowed

Alvin's, a Kentucky convenience store, says if you're mad about its 'No Face Masks' sign, you're the one who just doesn't get it.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.21.20
Coronavirus

Man Who Has Never Had an Actual Job Encourages Laid-Off Workers to Pick Fruit

Some have criticized Prince Charles' suggestion that people out of work due to coronavirus sign up for underpaid physical labor.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.20.20
Coronavirus

Behold This Terrifying New Face Mask That Allows Wearers to Eat

Avtipus Patents and Inventions revealed its mask earlier this week, demonstrating a built-in mechanical mouth controlled by a lever.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.19.20
music news

Spotify Sues Self-Described 'Music Prodigy' Who Allegedly Ran Royalties Scam

Spotify says Jake Noch "[generated] hundreds of millions of fraudulent streams" and engaged in "title track parasitism" among other fraudulent practices on its platform.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.19.20
food news

A Hong Kong Creamery Is Making 'Tear Gas' Ice Cream to Support Protesters

The gelato is made using roasted black peppercorns to imitate the experience of being sprayed in the face with a chemical weapon.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.18.20
food news

Washington Restaurants Will Collect Diners' Personal Info for Coronavirus Tracking

Governor Jay Inslee says contact tracing is part of the state's "common-sense" approach to allowing restaurants to reopen.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.15.20
food news

Restaurants Harassed for Adding 'COVID-19 Surcharge' to Customer Bills

The cost of meat is going up as the pandemic rages on, but who should foot the bill: restaurants or their customers?
Jelisa Castrodale
5.14.20
food news

Chicago Now Requires Food Delivery Apps to Disclose Every Single Fee to Users

With dining rooms still closed in most states, many of us are lamenting the sky-high fees of delivery apps—and they aren't helping restaurants, either.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.14.20
food news

Some Restaurants Will Use Shower Curtains and Mannequins for Social Distancing

Restaurants are still trying to figure out what being 'COVID-19 safe' is going to look like, or if it's even possible. And they're getting creative.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.13.20
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