Someone Tell the Kid Selling Hot Chocolate for the Border Wall that Cocoa Came From Mexico
Benton Stevens’s parents are members of the RNC and vocal Trump supporters, but his mother swears that this is all his idea.
Bernie Madoff is Now the King of Prison Hot Chocolate
Ten years ago, Bernie Madoff was dealing with Swiss banks. Now he’s dealing in Swiss Miss, selling hot chocolate he’s stockpiled from the prison commissary.
How to Avoid Sounding Like an Idiot at the Cheese Counter
People are often worried about sounding like plebians at the cheese counter, but don't worry and don't clam up. You can tell me that the wheel of Pierre Robert tastes like butter, and I will understand.