It was my first time on a jury. I was 31, balancing two jobs while going to graduate school. It was a very short trial.
For perhaps the first and last time, a roomful of potential jurors were psyched to be stuck in court.
On the heels of the VMAs, Taylor Swift was spotted reporting for jury duty. Apparently, famous people have a civic duty as well, even if that encourages many more courthouse selfies than usual.
The only things people could honestly say were worse than Trump, according to the survey, were cockroaches and hemorrhoids.
If I could have done anything, it would have been to deadlock the jury—but I didn't have the personal strength to do it.
The county of Los Angeles wants to let me, a complete degenerate, participate in the judicial process and give me enough scratch to buy one flavorless sandwich per day at the court snack bar? SIGN ME UP.