Merch
I'm Obsessed With Joe Biden's Dr. Bronner's-ass Hand Sanitizer
It hits all the most valuable demographics: hippie moms and the terminally online.
U.S. Marshals Are Auctioning Off Confiscated Fyre Festival Merch
Now's your chance to drop several hundred dollars on a hat commemorating the infamous scam event.
Bernie Sanders' Red Hot Chili Peppers Poster: An Investigation
The senator appeared in a committee hearing to discuss COVID-19, and we are once again asking where he got his sick RHCP poster.
Buying Merch Is the Best Way to Support Musicians Right Now
The industry is suffering serious blows as festivals and tours are canceled en masse, but buying shirts and records can help the musicians we love.
Warner Bros Employee Stole $48,000 Worth Of Harry Potter Crap to Sell on eBay
The 35-year-old man was busted because he seems to have stored his stash of stolen goods under his desk.
Nicki Minaj's New Merch Makes Fun of Cardi B
You can now buy tees, bags and more emblazoned with references to Cardi's "I let you attempt to stop my bags" comments. Yikes!
You Can Make Trump Say Whatever You Want with These Fake 'Signed' Portraits
An online shop sells knock-off presidential portraits with custom messages in Trump's handwriting, and will apparently let you write obscene ones.
Radiohead’s Latest Bid for a Better Future Is a Stupid Bag
Because the t-shirt is never enough, they're making a $110 'Moon Shaped Pool'-themed bag.
We Reviewed Loads of Rubbish DJ-Related Tat So You Don't Have To
Proof if proof needs be that clubbing can't be bought....yet!
Big Sean Announces Album Release Date and Drops New Track “Moves”
He’s also got merch. Lots and lots of beautiful, colour-coordinated merch.