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What to do when a snobby dining companion drops the dreaded "You haven't had real pizza unless..." bomb.
Ivanka Trump Offers Culinary Advice for People Who Have No Idea What Seasoning Is
Trump's groundbreaking tips on how to BE BEST include putting cinnamon in your oatmeal.
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Shop Has Sold Out of Its Jade Vagina Eggs
An OB/GYN warns they could increase risk of infection.
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Gene Simmons: Rock Is Dead, Rap Is Dying, Pop Is Karaoke, EDM Is All Light Shows
"I am looking forward to the death of rap."
Question Of The Day
What Does "SMH" Mean?
Despite what one of the many New Yorkers we interviewed thinks, it doesn't stand for "social media hotdog."