Grant Pardee
Whatever Happened to the Mascots of Our Beloved 90s Platform Games?
From Mario to Donkey Kong to Sonic the Hedgehog, we chronicled the highs and lows for our favourite mascots.
Bill Cosby is Losing His TV Show Because of the Rape Allegations
Besmirched by sexual assault allegations, the comedian is on a losing streak with sponsors and television networks.
We All Might Want to Be a Little More Freaked Out About Toledo's Water Crisis
If this happened in California, people would rip one another apart.
Stupid Fucking Cat Circus
Star cat, Tuna, rings a bell and looks cute, but is mainly just a total dick.
Russia's Newly Acquired Battle Dolphins Are Like Drones That Swim
Dolphins are currently known for being smart and having good sex. With a smart rebrand, drones could be thought of as just as cute and cuddly as the marine mammal.
A Florida Man Tried to Trade an Alligator for Beer
Unfortunately for him, he wasn't rewarded for his ingenuity.