Kara Crabb

Stuff

It’s Time to Learn About the Female Prostate

Or, how to type something into an internet search bar.
Kara Crabb
8.18.14
Stuff

Here Are More Reasons Why Girls Should Only Have Anal Sex

Kara Crabb's follow-up to her stunningly popular expose on why girls should only do it in the butt.
Kara Crabb
7.11.14
Stuff

Therapy with Steve Girard, AKA Stevie Eats Worms

A fan sent me a video of himself having sex with his own decapitated head. I called him up.
Kara Crabb
1.25.14
The Fiction Issue 2013

Bitches Be Writing: A History

Here's a look at some famous writers who just happened to have tits.
Kara Crabb
7.9.13
Stuff

Barely Legal: Jessie Andrews Is a Jack-of-All-Trades

I was delighted to drill my giant, veiny, rock-hard questions into her precious, tight, wet brain.
Kara Crabb
4.25.13
NSFW

How to Get a Girl to Shit on Your Chest

Taking a steaming dump on someone's chest is not a big deal. Get over yourselves.
Kara Crabb
4.19.13
Stuff

Girl Eats Placenta

It would probably make a pretty decent PLT.
Kara Crabb
3.21.13
The Fashion Issue 2013

A Sweatshop of One's Own

I hand-made my own wardrobe from scratch and wore a different outfit each day of the week.
Kara Crabb
3.7.13
Stuff

My Favourite Disease, Noma

Brace yourselves. A lot of you will probably hate the photos you’re about to see in this article, but they’ll make you understand something cool about your stupid face.
Kara Crabb
3.1.13
NSFW

How to Have An Orgasm with Your Vagina

Being able to make yourself come is important because the entire world runs on orgasms.
Kara Crabb
2.21.13
tech

Let's Colonise Outer Space

Hey NASA nerds, YOLO.
Kara Crabb
2.12.13
Stuff

Motivational Hemorrhoids

Hemorrhoids are a metaphor for bad relationships.
Kara Crabb
2.7.13
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