• I Tried to Get Drunk On Alcoholic Chocolates

    A new British law means that under-16s will now be able to buy boozy chocolates. Campaigners are outraged, but is there really anything to worry about? I bought a breathalyser and 80 liqueur chocolates to see if they'd really get a child pissed.

  • Sick

    Imagine if your TV was a little, living being. It would fucking hate you.

  • Your Dog Is Full of Dirty Diseases

    Letting your cat nap on your face isn’t just unhygienic, it could kill you.

  • Honeymoon in Spain: Part One

    And the typical Spanish diet of cigarettes and fried calamari sandwiches.

  • Drunk for 24 Hours

    "To our friends' crazy sex stories!"