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The Less Crappy Referees Are Back
What happened last week in sports? The fake football referees really blew it, so the real referees returned. Some baseball teams made the playoffs, and a hockey player got real emotional on Twitter.
The Best Teams Are Always Changing
The bad teams constantly turning over personnel, trying to find a few dozen guys to peak and stay in one piece at the same time. The good ones stay the same over seasons, and the great ones are in a state of constant flux, to the point where the...
Boxing Is Sooooooo Fixed
Here’s everything important that happened in every sport last week, even the boring ones. If it’s not in here, it’s unathletic.
Exclusive: The Dolphins Will Win the Super Bowl
A fictional beat reporter gives us a sneak preview of HBO's "Hard Knocks."
JR Smith Is Dating Rihanna and Life Is Unfair
What does it mean for the Knicks if these two are having genital parties with each other?
The Week in Balls - April 17, 2012
For this week's serving of balls, we've got NHL playoffs, Wildcat basketball, and Opening Day in baseball.
Scott Gomez and the Terrible No Good Very Bad Season
Shouting matches like Tuesday’s often get a player traded, though Scott Gomez’s contract is so horrendous, he’d be better off applying for citizenship.
Some Guys Played Football Last Night
The football season is over. But it will barely go away. There's still the draft, mini-camp, preseason, and more. At least we won't have to see Madonna for a while.
Super Bowl Media Day Is Big and Dumb
One of the more perverse dates on the calendar is a little bit sicker now that they've started charging fans to attend. And there's still nothing to say.