• Dear Mattel, Here Is How to Make a Goth Doll

    Monster High dolls are currently one of the best-selling dolls in the world. They are like Barbie’s Goth cousin—the one who buys black and white Argyle sweaters at Hot Topic and sits in the cemetery rolling her eyes in disgust at the thought of blonde...

  • The Space Barbie Fashion Shoot

    Hey Space Barbie, what's goin' on? You hangin' out with your giant bugs? Cool, cool. What you got there—oh, it's a snake. Alright. Oh, two snakes? OK. Why don't you—yeah, put...

  • The Barbie Dream House Experience Is the Scariest Place on Earth

    The Sawgrass Mills Mall is the second-biggest tourist attraction in Florida after Walt Disney World. Built in the shape of an alligator, the Everglades-themed outlet shopping just happens to be home to the dizzying and terrifying life-size Barbie doll...

  • Meet the Bad Moms Club

    Last summer, my mother created the Bad Moms Club. She goes to bars in South Beach and downtown Fort Lauderdale a few times a month to drink and dance with other single mothers. Like Destiny’s Child circa 1999, the club’s membership fluctuates, but two...

  • Vice Comics

    Wore Jeans, Stayed Home

  • I'm Busted

    On August 28, 1999, the Bureau of Prisons adopted the Ensign Amendment, putting in place statutory restrictions requiring return of commercially published information or material that is sexually explicit or features nudity.