Butt-sex
A Quicky with Farrah Abraham and Chris Nieratko
I am no longer a hoarder. As a child I amassed thousands of comic books. In my teenage years it was 'Star Wars' toys. In my 20s I sought out old, classic skateboards. Then I turned 30, got married, had kids, and realized I don’t care to have crap...
The Noisey Guide to Queer Rap
The first rule of “queer rap” is you DO NOT call it queer rap. I made this mistake once and recieved a swift dress-down from Venus X that made my wang cower like a turtle. Put simply, gay is not a genre.
Fifty Shades of Chick-fil-A: My Polyamorous Chick-fil-A Fan Porn
His dick itself was just a head, a carbuncle buried in a mass of reddish pubes and dickne. “That’s a teeny schlong,” I pointed out. Matthew smirked and humped the air. “Chick-fil-A serves no beef,” he said, “but Jesus loves us as we are.”
How Do You Feel About Chick-fil-A?
We know what everyone on the internet thinks about this, because they told us, but what about the normal people who go to Chick-fil-A to eat chicken? What do they think? We went to the only Chick-fil-A in New York City to ask around, but it was on the...
Homos in the Big House
I feel like there’s a universally accepted idea that prison is a homosexual’s paradise based on very little evidence.
