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  • So You Want to Perform in Porn

    If you read that and thought, 'Why yes, I do want to perform in porn,' this is for you. If not, please feel free to read along for potential entertainment value. Or put the computer down, and go do whatever it is that people do on Fridays. For those of...

  • I'm Short, Not Stupid Presents: 'How to Live with Bedbugs'

    NYC’s streets are littered with amazing home decorations, but the fear of bedbugs freaks the hell out of people. I’ve met people who had bedbugs. They told it me it was terrible. Still, I could never fully understand how annoying it would be. That is...

  • How to Fake an Orgasm (A Guide for Girls)

    Here’s how to fake an orgasm when the penis in your vagina deserves it most, but you have that instinctive feeling that it’s just not going to happen tonight (or this morning, or this afternoon, or whenever you happen to be fucking).

  • How to Sext Without Looking Like an Idiot

    There are a few things in life that everyone over the age 16 should be able to do: cook a few decent meals, navigate a new city without Google Maps, enjoy a hangover, and send a decent sext. As Benjamin Franklin once said: “In this world, nothing can...

  • How to Eat Pigs' Feet

    When Eddie Huang told VICE that he was changing the menu at BaoHaus, where he will now be sampling pigs' feet cooked in scallions, ginger, garlic, soy, rice wine, and rock candy (yes, rock candy), served over rice alongside his grandmother’s recipe for...

  • How to Be an Adult: Spend More than $1 on a Brush

    I was in the middle of sending a text message, dodging Tupperware from yesterday’s lunch on my floor, and consoling my roommate over boy problems when that $1 round brush claimed a quarter of my hair—a very valuable quarter that sits right on the top...