• Cry-Baby of the Week

    This week: A guy who called the police because McDonald's messed up his order Vs. A woman who stabbed a guy at a McDonald's.

  • Fast Food Workers Fight for $15 an Hour

    If today's minimum wage had kept pace with the rise in worker productivity since 1968, it would be $21.72, three times the present minimum. That's why about 200 fast-food workers from all over New York City walked off the job Monday, risking their...

  • Cry-Baby of the Week

    This week: The Christian who hates video games versus the cop who loves McDonald's.

  • The March Madness of Fast Food

    After spending several days sprawled out watching men on TV throw a ball at a hole in an effort not to get eliminated from a competition, I decided to subject the glorious fast food restaurants of America to a similar contest. I seeded 64 of our most...

  • Attaque Big Mac

    The flip side of being the most identifiable brand in the world is that you also become world's easiest target.