Jason Crombie
IN THIS PURPLE BRAIN
For as long as I can remember my friend Bumrocks has been into some "out-there" shit. I’d drop by his apartment and he’d say, “Listen to this!” and put on a record that sounded like it was made by aliens, and then he’d stand there snapping his fingers...
Sabersegging
When history looks back at our quaint little era, it will focus on two things, the two most outstanding technological achievements of mankind: Segways and lightsabers.
An Introduction to the Holidays
I’ve been asked to say a few words about the holiday season for this, the Vice Guide to the Holidays. To be honest, I don’t really want to say anything about “the holidays” because it is such a massively general and vague...
Nosh Yourself to Nirvana
If you don't eat, you don't shit, and if you don't shit, you die. And if you die who knows what'll happen? Some say you'll come back again but in a different incarnation, like the form of a fish or a chicken. Others think that when you die you just die...
Gifts for Dudes
Dudes are the most difficult people to find gifts for; consequently, many of them receive things like Barnes & Noble gift vouchers and socks during the holiday season. Being a dude myself, I can safely tell you that these gifts suck fat balls. They...
San Francisco Is All in a Gay’s Work
Hey man, I ain't no fruitcake! Sure, I own seasons 1 and 2 of Noah’s Arc on DVD, but so what? Lots of straight dudes do. It’s a really good show! Did you see the episode where Wade went on a date with T-Money? Or was it Chance who...