nicole

  • ODE TO TIGHT WHITE JEANS

    A two-week trial wearing white jeans will give you a slight crust punk patina that will confuse crust punks enough to not ask you for a dollar, but won't save you from lonely, homeless crackies who think you yourself might be a bit cracky enough to...

  • THIS MACHINE KNOWS DEMONS

    The Baby Universal's second album is due end of this month. The songs are filled with cocky sadness and are not my thing at all, but they are actually cocky enough to become so famous that in only two years from now that Wikipedia will write about...

  • FROM THE DEPPS OF THE WORLD

    According to the internet, there are currently 11 Johnny Depps living and acting around the world. These foreign Johnnies can generally be described as actors who a) are cool, b) are talented, c) choose quirky roles, d) look good with long hair and...

  • ENDLESS BLOCKADES

    A full back patch is a pretty extreme way of telling the world "I REALLY LIKE THIS BAND." They make me happier than just about any other sort of music-related fashion statement. Combine those with an unrestricted look at the phenomenon of back patches...

  • SOME COMFORT IN YOUR HOLE

    Moroccans selling sugar are welcome in Ibiza, as are teens who'll suck balls for a sniff and troops of "workers" who sell pacha, King of Club tickets, laughing gas, sex toys, or harem pants and ketamine spoons on the beach. These are often good kids...