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LET'S GET REAL... VIRTUALLY REAL
Well knock us over with a feather, we were just reading through some message board and found some kind of hard to believe stuff about the future of this thing called the "internet" and what it plans to do with advertising...
BOYZ II LAME
It seems like it was just yesterday when you couldn't walk in to a Sam Goody without hearing the latest Mudhoney or Nirvana single, which wasn’t so bad. Everyone thought angry/despondent men replete in flannel and guitars would last forever. And yet...
BLACK DEATH DESCENDS UPON BERLIN
Oh good God relieve me from my sins because the plague is coming. How will I treat medical issues with no skills? How will I stay human in an anarchistic environment? How will I stay sane in the ruins with no company apart from all the deadly rats? I...
ORDER OF THE SOLAR TEMPLE
Order of the Solar Temple believed it their duty to prepare for Jesus's return to his rightful throne as a sun king, uniting the Christian and Islamic worlds. While the latter goal probably isn't too far off, imagining Jesus as a sun king is totally...
ODE TO TIGHT WHITE JEANS
A two-week trial wearing white jeans will give you a slight crust punk patina that will confuse crust punks enough to not ask you for a dollar, but won't save you from lonely, homeless crackies who think you yourself might be a bit cracky enough to...
THIS MACHINE KNOWS DEMONS
The Baby Universal's second album is due end of this month. The songs are filled with cocky sadness and are not my thing at all, but they are actually cocky enough to become so famous that in only two years from now that Wikipedia will write about...
FROM THE DEPPS OF THE WORLD
According to the internet, there are currently 11 Johnny Depps living and acting around the world. These foreign Johnnies can generally be described as actors who a) are cool, b) are talented, c) choose quirky roles, d) look good with long hair and...
ENDLESS BLOCKADES
A full back patch is a pretty extreme way of telling the world "I REALLY LIKE THIS BAND." They make me happier than just about any other sort of music-related fashion statement. Combine those with an unrestricted look at the phenomenon of back patches...
SOME COMFORT IN YOUR HOLE
Moroccans selling sugar are welcome in Ibiza, as are teens who'll suck balls for a sniff and troops of "workers" who sell pacha, King of Club tickets, laughing gas, sex toys, or harem pants and ketamine spoons on the beach. These are often good kids...